两人坐爱片

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分类： 喜剧片 2013

导演： 理查德·莱斯特

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　　这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
　　An absurdist classic
　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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  • 势梓蓓 0小时前 :

    20220711周一晚 按照评论只看了结局,还是可以的.不过TV留一个悬念感觉更好一些.

  • 吉涵菡 5小时前 :

    让我花了1400日元看了一个剧情片段剪辑然后合在一起搞成访谈形式配点旁白就糊弄出来一个剧场版 受死吧日本人 大冤种竟是我自己（求生欲：动画本篇我给满分

  • 善醉香 1小时前 :

    情节稍微有点老套，古早。

  • 嘉长逸 5小时前 :

    这才是美剧高中生常态啊哈哈哈哈（划掉 西剧，主角都长得好在审美上哦，看看就得了千万不要相信这种阶级跨越的快速发展能发生在普通人身上，不然真会很危险哈⚠️

  • 台碧白 8小时前 :

    验证了tv版没说的猜想，除了最终的运气对决全中，黑猫小姐杀人忘解安全带的故事，告诉我们人不光要有运气，更要有脑子（手动狗头，这结局是不是太偷懒了点

  • 妫又亦 6小时前 :

    没明白，首富豪宅周围不应该是一片大草坪吗？卧榻之侧岂容他人酣睡？

  • 佴鹏天 2小时前 :

    这片子完全把握的美梦具像化了。在宜居小镇搞搞事业。能力出众的下属。无话不谈的朋友。友好善良的邻居。懂事体贴的弟弟。冰释前嫌的母亲。还有个漂亮的医生女朋友。最后聚餐的场景我做梦都不敢做这么美的

  • 卫柏华 0小时前 :

    (能住在富二代附近的也算挺好的家世丫~)

  • 凌欢 3小时前 :

    剧情老套无趣 ✨

  • 僪智敏 2小时前 :

    Hot Doctor！Dani太美了！轻松合家欢小片，不错

  • 古添智 9小时前 :

    为什么要做成电影？这不就是剧版内容的拼接吗

  • 旁嘉澍 9小时前 :

    肌肉骚话会耍帅，姑娘碰上得认栽。

  • 九水风 3小时前 :

    差点睡着 虽然讲了京都黑猫上车之后的故事（小户川战斗力MAX）但前半段完全就是把剧版剪辑并没有什么新内容……剧版把这个故事讲的好得多的多 不过圣诞飘雪夜 小户川的车飞出断桥的场景还是很美啊——

  • 彩雨 5小时前 :

    这也能拍成电影？

  • 冉痴香 0小时前 :

    剧场版又重新捋了一遍时间线 最后是he真好啊

  • 孔善芳 7小时前 :

    姬组也就两个浅吻 不够看啊！阖家欢倒是真的可！

  • 文平 5小时前 :

    约会对象是自己老妈也是挺抓马哈哈哈（classifie植入过多很难让人不怀疑这是不是广告

  • 乜悦远 9小时前 :

    总集的部分给我睡过去了醒来直接看到新的内容。。有了个完整的结局就也挺满意的蒽

  • 微生新知 4小时前 :

    富二代竟然还蹭网？bd无情却爱上？莫名其妙！女主简直就是私生饭偷窥狂，卖肉不如黑帮大佬。纯看颜。

  • 婷琛 8小时前 :

    一个新的视角，不仅表达了“姬恋直”的心路历程，而且表达了“直恋姬”时怕搞砸的心理。

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