Totally unawares, Saverio, a teacher and Mario, a janitor of the same school in which they both work, travel back in time and find themselves in central Italy at the end of the 15th century. They carry with them an unresolved squabble concerning Saverio’s sister, creating a lot of tension between the two, which will increase in the plot. From this moment on they will have to come to grips with the grotesque situation they find themselves in, trying to "hitch a lift" back to the future in a most outlandish way, using and misusing their foresight of the events taking place round that time, and generally making fools of themselves in the eyes of "normal" renaissance folks. Their meeting with Leonardo da Vinci is hysterical, when they become more and more convinced that the genius is in reality a moron. Another character they meet is Savonarola the heretic, who enjoins them to repent, before he is taken to the stake, eliciting some breezy comment from them. If it weren’t for a weird kind of homesickness, they would quite enjoy living in this period, full of daring fashions and tantalising damsels.
The couple shows great chemistry and is funny in every respect. The psychology of their characters is complex and credible - for once comical roles with a depth. Basically, Saverio is an embittered petit-bourgeois forever attracted and rejected by women, envious of Mario, an easy-going proletarian every woman falls in love with. Saverio is scheming, mean and vindictive as much as Mario is naive, generous and forgiving. What a match of talents: Roberto Benigni and Massimo Troisi at the peak of combined creativity. Too bad they will never come back together for another joint venture. Or maybe it is better this way: masterpieces of this level cannot be improved on, at best they can be imitated. For this reason Non ci resta che piangere will shine like a gem in the crown of the best Italian movies of all times. Sadly not many people seem to have seen it, not even in Italy, where the viewers do not need subtitles to enjoy the hilarious juggling of the two actors with the language, but their body language can be universally appreciated.
If you miss it you will have to repent!
哈？怎么就变了？怎么就成了？怎么就吻了？怎么就死了？怎么就完了？
小学看《夜访吸血鬼》，大学看《吸血鬼日记》，现在一把年纪了居然还要被按在电影院看两个小时刻进DNA的老套剧情，我这也算是和吸血鬼三生三世了。莱托少爷你真的没必要为这种电影做气球的，不值得。新冠改变了我许多看待问题的角度，从前看吸血鬼和蝙蝠觉得好酷，现在只觉得好好的干嘛作死，蝙蝠身上好几百种传染病，随便一个新冠就快把人类文明搅和得天翻地覆了，这是有多想不开拿蝙蝠做实验。
就算猜到，但也受到了惊吓！两个烂片就算“首尾呼应”，可毕竟还是烂片…
《活死人军团》单人番外电影，居然评分还高一些。电影最难的部分是怎么把连续开三次锁拍得不一样，拍得越来越有趣，在这一点上实际呈现的效果一般。开锁以外的剧情也乏善可陈，实在不怎么精彩，编剧设计了团队内讧的情节来丰富剧情，但，也就那样吧。开锁的电影如果开锁不是挑战的话，剧情就不曲折。刚好，这部电影里的男主就是这么一个开锁天才，所有锁都能开，主线剧情肯定就没啥意思。不过那个IT小妹还挺可爱的。
蹩脚的盗贼片，对破解保险箱这一戏剧性时刻不断重复同一套路、同一视听语言进行呈现，且此过程的故事讲述上除了团队嫌隙没有任何升级
我还以为三个传说保险箱有什么宝贝非偷不可，结果告诉我这伙国际通缉犯是“雅贼”，面对堆积如山的钞票就备了两个旅行袋，折腾半天就为了在传说下刷成就图一乐；我还以为有着炫酷飙车技能的老哥会贡献一出飙车戏，关键时刻力挽狂澜，结果全程在车厢里吃零食；我还以为开第三个保险箱时应该会有一出警车追逐大卡车的戏，结果大卡车绕了几个大弯就完事了？动作戏难看，不仅是动作，运镜也有问题。开锁部分的表现玄学且缺乏刺激感，前期剧情比较老套，后期则比较难猜，因为避开了观众想看的所有点。感情戏写得很刻意，几个主要角色的性格单纯得像个小孩，同伙前面设定很强后面没什么表现，工具人。但是男主角色塑造还挺成功，跑路那段表现还可以，剧情虽然平庸但推进得比较顺利，类型定位明确，闲着没事可以拿出来图一乐。与正传相比至少能看得下去。
怎么感觉有点虐杀原型的味道，那个曳尾特效太有感觉了，不过啊，剧本烂的一批！
比起更早上映的丧尸片《活死人军团》，在内容上更有深度，但也同样是满满的套路、包括运镜也似曾相识，没啥惊喜，也没啥高潮，基本上剧情都能猜到，男主被抛弃、女主重新找男主合作、两个男配被捉、结尾反转什么的，大致上都能猜到。没猜到的是越来女主可以这么美？她似乎是个黑人？经过化妆和滤镜后，让我有时以为她是白人，因为白一点似乎会好看一点。然后是开锁这个剧情，从来不知道还能做得这么有深度，这电影放在20多年前上映，肯定是大热，如今就只能6分不高不低的样子了
作为亡者之师的外传，用北欧神话做保险箱设计隐喻，串联整个剧情，社交牛逼症的男主也太搞笑了，女主颜值身材果然养眼
PS:shit！
保险柜是真的一点也不保险呀。也太容易被破解了吧。
就女主角见过面，整部电影就为了炫酷，是自导自演这个自恋的男人炫酷，大惊小怪，咋咋呼呼的。景色不错，给摄影一星。
看上去有隐喻？尤其是结尾的男女及打开后保险柜说的穿越，以及什么丧尸背景。但整体看上去颇有娱乐性！伊曼自速度开始，越来越有女人味，开始爱了！整体什么前传之类的说法，没看明白，怎么就限带穿越到诸神的神话宇宙了呢？
鬼骷髅的脸欣赏无能，无功无过的动作商业片。
觉得不错，当一个普通人过着无聊的生活的时候，有一个你一眼crush的人来让你挑战一下你一直热爱的兴趣，致命诱惑啊！
以身试毒，挑着MattSmith的戏份过了一遍…演员都很好，但剧情真的土，土得我想给奇异2打五星…索尼我劝你放下IP立地成佛…
不是，你开头那段就不提了吗？拍完就忘了？硬转？
很适合在电影院看的 大制作，精致的，无聊片。。可是男主在活死人军团里牺牲了啊。。他再也没能等到女主 2021/12/23大森家
自从大学上完高数、大学物理、线性代数以后，我就没有那么困过……我特么一定要好好留着这部电影，把我失眠都特么治好了……fuck
小马还是这么个怂样子，扮猪吃虎，剧情还是这么个套路没多大意思，就是给活死人军团做个铺垫而已，德国景色不错
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