Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
湊時間又有什麼關係呢，只要看嬌嗔的賢二開開心心的我就高興呢，以及，那個過了三十歲還是處男會變魔法師的劇能不能也更一下呢😭
两星都给演技 拍摄也太平庸了吧 和剧版几乎没有任何变化
史朗面无表情时是苦脸大叔，可是一笑起来，啊这是什么甜甜老公
後半劇本與節奏沒有抓得太好，一些對話停頓特別尷尬；另外希望日本觀眾可以接受比較自然的表演方式。拍吃飯與煮飯的攝影位置幾乎千篇一律；三個演員好不容易湊在同個鏡頭處理烤牛肉，卻只是互相等待指示排排站也太浪費演員了⋯⋯ 但能如此正大光明看著西島的臉的機會，還是不多。
3.5。擦玻璃甜死了，感觉西岛一直在笑场。居然有正常态的矶村出现！
在东京宣布将要实施“同性伴侣宣誓制度”之际，看到这部电影的感觉真美好啊。温馨生趣的日常互动、平淡闲适的生活氛围、散发着氤氲烟火气的厨房与饭桌。其实情节无法撑起一部电影的体量，奈何对这系列都追出感情了，两位叔的相处模式还是一如既往地礼貌且克制。唯有陪伴可抵岁月漫长。只愿执子之手，与子偕老。
3.75星。“我想跟走在这里的每个人炫耀你的好”，真甜啊，另一对也非常宠。贤二的娇羞样简直自然，看的过程中一脸姨母笑。
剧版还没看，但理解没啥问题哈哈。好笑的地方是真的好好笑，我也有在认真记菜谱
“賢二，我想跟走在这里的每个人炫耀你的好。”
不够看啊，能不能再多拍几季。最后那个场景，希望我也能经历。
最后两个人一起坐在樱花树下的画面真的很美好。
没看过剧的强烈建议去补剧，剧的节奏比电影的节奏更舒适，但是这个系列真的要一直拍下去啊！
我有点难以理解这样的高分评价，娘得受不了。但不管什么关系，都希望对方能好好维护身边的情感关系，这是善良的。
史朗和贤二永远幸福下去吧 两人的日常真的太治愈了 和朋友，父母关系的刻画也很日常有趣 我能看一百集他俩一起做菜吃饭 剧情我觉得更适合做成SP或是几集剧 不过还是很好看 滤镜要是更明亮一点就好了 很多细节都很可爱 看到戴戒指那段真的被可爱到 人到中年又如何 坦然接受自己老去 享受每一刻幸福的时光吧 结尾好幸福啊 这部西岛叔真的太可爱了 哭的时候笑的时候都好可爱
贤二两次想亲史朗，都被史朗躲开了，好气哦。
恋人的最终完成状态会是家人吧，京都旅行和一起过新年，感觉贤二和史朗在琐碎日常里的关系又更加深厚了。
完全是drive my car后时代追着西岛秀俊刷的餐间剧。男男主题似乎在亚洲文艺圈已经过时，虽然一餐一饭拍的那么厨房、爱风格，架不住跳出火爆聚集拼凑式的剧场版。评论都在说西岛刷爆国际频道还能回来演琐碎日常剧，非常不可思议。我觉得很好呢！
还是粉丝向的电影。这编剧编了个啥啊。真不如放几集电视剧。不过两个主演的演技是真的好！
同样的情节漫画看过一遍了，看影版还是很舒服。毕竟谁能拒绝做饭的西岛秀俊呢？
還是依舊細膩的日常呢 不需要親親抱抱就能感受到的愛
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