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分类： 喜剧片 2002

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 文平 8小时前 :

    我竟然看完了。感觉看完了一个电视剧。。哈哈哈

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    宝莱坞风格的《辩护人》，但同样非常有力量！

  • 强辰 5小时前 :

    对于印度底层民众，这部片子在十年、二十年、甚至百年后仍会有影响力。

  • 弦涵 1小时前 :

    这部里描写的警察看起来智商低，我想之所以他们做事不严谨，应该是认为没人会为犯人出头，被发现的可能性很小，有恃无恐吧。

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    感觉自己才进入社会1年，就变得有点冷漠了。明明也是一个普通的打工人，处在被割韭菜和割别人韭菜的中间阶层，深知只有自己强大才能保护自己。这也是现实生活，没那么多英雄主义。常人做不到的，更加佩服这些人

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  • 勇以蕊 6小时前 :

    只说那些配角。这大概是我看过的印度电影里，肤色最黑，样貌最丑，形态最底层的一群演员了，很怀疑他们就是本色演出。许多表情，眼神，肢体形态，职业演员也模仿不出来，猜测是低种姓的群众演员。而印度职业演员有种说不出的拿腔作势，尤其是主角，一看就是高种姓的，骨子里那种无法掩饰的骄傲与“正义感”。

  • 倪代丝 5小时前 :

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  • 奕恬然 9小时前 :

    我总觉得imdb对印度电影的评分偏高，这个不算

  • 奇星 0小时前 :

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  • 旭锦 4小时前 :

    底层人民真的太惨了，就像被权力脏手扼住了咽喉，他们呼救无门，他们拼命挣扎，他们痛到窒息。这不是励志片，这是恐怖片！更可怕的是，时至今日，仍有「印度一桩谋杀案关键证物被猴子偷走」这样的新闻

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  • 丘傲安 1小时前 :

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