Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!
挺失望吧。本来期待的是十环牢牢锁住Simu Liu的双手与双脚，Tony Leung凑近他长满胡渣的潮红的脸颊用气声念道，“尚气，爸爸吃过的盐比你吃过的饭还要多”，结果最后又给我整了一出金刚大战哥斯拉，累了。
确实属于最低分漫威电影系列，中英文交换的不伦不类，两星给画面，刚开始好漂亮，打斗当动画看就行了，没有任何剧情
这个片子即使没有华人背景它的剧本也是有很大问题的，很多地方逻辑不通，充斥着lazy writing，突然给出一个前面没有铺垫的东西来解决现在的问题，譬如那只无脸鸡猪，譬如神龙之心……最无语是满大人“此地无银三百两”的出现，不仅要再强调一遍这个角色不过是个蹩脚演员而且坏事儿还是梁朝伟让干的……刘思慕单看没问题，惨在和梁朝伟同框。文武那个不甘心的摇头我真是反复观看，梁朝伟随便甩个眼神给这部片子都太富裕了，甚至都有些浪费。两星半
选角什么的姑且不论，剧本就是一坨翔，和Mulan差不多。出于一致性原则，给1星。「近日的一次采访中，曾经导演过《火星救援》《银翼杀手》等知名电影的雷德利斯科特公开炮轰超级英雄电影，称这种电影“无聊得像是一坨屎”。」「“几乎所有最好的电影都是由角色驱动的，如果你愿意，我们会在这之后谈到超级英雄，因为我会粉碎它。我他妈会搞定的。他们他妈的像屎一样无聊……他们的剧本他妈的一点都不好。”
米國媽媽尖叫雞上身推薦我，年輕四十歲她要嫁給尚氣。中國龍和西方龍終於正面剛了，皇帶魚勝。通篇都是梗，灌滿山海經的桃花源好棒，掌握演技躺倒裝死的帝江hhh太可愛了。
其实完成度还可以啦，把傅满洲用一句maderin强行解释了一波。父亲为爱走火入魔，不顾子女，一心要血洗村庄，但场景真的中西混搭十分怪异，而且梁朝伟一天到晚穿着拖鞋像个火云邪神...扮相不是很讨喜。主角两个意外地感觉挺有意思，奥菲利亚的驼背真应该改一改了...整体还算一部及格的爆米花。
2021-10-4阅。豆瓣影评“尚气全剧透”基本是瞎编。先前网上揭批黑豹设定辱非的一个手法就是把内容一一替换成中国刻板印象，让国人感受非洲人的心理。现在不用感受了：完全不如黑豹。黑豹至少还有点非洲未来主义美术（比如“外星科技长矛”啥的）。这片整个左宗棠鸡落后主义美术全方位巨丑无比，哪怕照着仙侠片拍至少能看，这塔罗“土著巫术长棍”算哪门子东亚奇幻。辱华吗？辱北美亚裔吧。12-18补了彩蛋。
电影内容基本不辱，制作很精良，只是很恶心被当资本的韭菜，打击正版，从我做起
做中国观众已经很难了，希望这次至少让我看完再说。
4珍奇异兽都有文化reference.
抛开别的不说，这部的创作和制作也太草率了，甚至有些地方还不如黑寡妇做得好，半成品以下的水平
唯一不满，梁朝伟的人设太仙侠风了，看着太亲切塑造地又好反而喧宾夺主。轰轰烈烈的争议，却让漫威另辟蹊径，既然都试图跟中国挂钩带节奏，那就仅取东方美术的皮，国籍、朝代闭口不言。巧妙地规避G点，另一方面讨好西方弑夫文化的同时适当改编取折中。更让人意外的是哪怕有成家班的加持，这个初出茅庐的亚裔导演居然学到了温子仁那些大场面的皮毛，甚至第三幕屡屡让我有看《卧虎藏龙》的感觉。
中西大杂烩，至少很欢乐。打戏很不错，起源电影能排前三的。这里面感觉就陈法拉中文说的最好。。。
梁朝伟好帅啊！！！！淦！！！！！！
小时候，妈妈给了尚气一本天龙八部，习得斗转星移再加上乾坤大罗移打败了老爸，然后又从星爷那儿学会了从天而降的掌法，叫做龟派气功，加上技能拈花指打败了噬魂怪。整个感受就像看到神龙却没有爪子一样总感觉缺点啥
没有意外，还真是一部披着东方皮的西方价值观和审美的电影。依旧是利用东方元素强化异域氛围，对于东方元素的理解和使用很割裂：好的方面，香港团队设计的原汁原味的打斗戏，山海经异兽的惊艳还原，高密度的中文对白，致敬了几部武侠/功夫片；坏的方面，布景全部设计得一塌糊涂，中文对白有机翻味，西式怪物乱入，脸谱哥等等。这个东方的外皮虽然被我挑了很多毛病，但想必这就是西方人眼中的东方吧，或许他们觉得卖相不错。而在剧情上，则是彻头彻尾的西式骨架：尚气是个插满flag的克父者俄狄浦斯，文武是被魔神引诱的衰老王者，血统论更是西方幻想文学滥用的概念。所以这就是部漫威版《功夫熊猫2-3》，是一个西方思维下的东方故事。
赶紧上映，就想看这乳华破片扑街
简直是真人版《功夫熊猫》，超出预期，美术服装演技样样都行，特别是配乐和伟仔非常棒，场景特效也是十分精彩。
两星半。再好的演员也cover不来的全面崩坏的剧情逻辑。我真的脑子里槽点太多塞住了吐不出来了
全篇小心翼翼地讨好中国观众，但中国观众还是不会满意，片中中国人的形象实在让人喜欢不来，场景又太刻意，不伦不类的，而且这种父子关系也太奇怪了。中国元素太片面漂浮了，竹林，太极什么的，不用看就知道一定有，中国的更多好美的场景需要更用心去挖掘
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